15+ Funny Indian Multiple Choice Poll Questions
Chai vs Coffee se lekar Bua ke dance tak — desi, sarcastic aur shareable multiple choice questions. WhatsApp group me daalo, dost ladwao, results screenshot karo.
Ye rahi humari daily-updated list — 5 desi categories, 15 sawaal, sab 100% satire. Har question ke 3 tikha options hain. Apna favourite copy karo, WhatsApp broadcast me daalo, ya apna live poll bana ke publish karo AllCalc JanRaay pe.
1. Street Food Dilemmas 🥘
Q1. Pani puri me sabse bada crime kaunsa hai?
- AMeetha pani mangna 🍬
- BEk plate share karna 🥲
- CBhaiya, thoda aur' na bolna 🚫
Vibe check: Sunday shaam ka asli sawaal.
Q2. Maggi 2 minute me banti hai — sach ya jhooth?
- ASach, Nestle zindabad ✅
- BJhooth, 12 minute lagte hain 🤡
- CDepends on ammi's mood 🍳
Vibe check: Hostel warriors ka favourite debate.
Q3. Chai ke saath best jodi?
- AParle-G 🍪
- BRusk 🥖
- CBourbon (biscuit, chill) 🍫
Vibe check: Ye vote galat diya toh block.
2. Shaadi Ceremonies 💍
Q101. Indian shaadi me sabse zyada dramatic scene kaunsa hota hai?
- AJoota churai 👞
- BBidaai ke aansu 😭
- CBua-mama ka dance battle 💃
Vibe check: Har ek family me ek Bua hoti hai.
Q102. Sangeet me sabki fav Bollywood item number?
- ADilbar 💃
- BKala Chashma 🕶️
- CLondon Thumakda 🎉
Vibe check: Chachu abhi bhi Kala Chashma pe hi atke hain.
Q103. Buffet me sabse pehle kya khatam hota hai?
- APaneer tikka 🧀
- BGulab jamun 🍮
- CChinese counter noodles 🍜
Vibe check: Late-comers ke liye sirf salad bachta hai.
3. Cricket & Bollywood 🏏🎬
Q201. India-Pak match ke din office me kya hota hai?
- ASab 'WFH' ho jate hain 💻
- BMeeting rooms me TV chalu 📺
- CManager bhi score puchta hai 😆
Vibe check: Productivity ka funeral.
Q202. Sabse over-hyped Bollywood dialogue?
- AMogambo khush hua 😈
- BKitne aadmi the? 🔫
- CBade bade deshon me... 🚂
Vibe check: Reels ka permanent BGM.
Q203. IPL me sabse zyada kiska naam chillate ho?
- AKohli 👑
- BDhoni (retire hone ke baad bhi) 🐐
- CUmpire ko gaali 🗣️
Vibe check: Neighbours ne complaint kar di hai.
4. WhatsApp Family Group 🧓
Q301. Papa ka favourite Good Morning message kaunsa hai?
- APhool wala JPG 🌸
- BBhagwan wala GIF 🙏
- CFake news forward 📰
Vibe check: 6 AM me hi 24 notifications.
Q302. Mummy ka WhatsApp DP kaunsa hoga?
- AFamily photo 👨👩👧
- BFlower + quote 🌺
- CGrandkid ka photo 👶
Vibe check: Change hui to 3 aunties call karengi.
Q303. Chacha ka forward pakke se hoga:
- A'Isko 10 logon ko bhejo' 🔮
- BNimbu-mirchi remedy 🌶️
- CCricket match fixing theory 🏏
Vibe check: Fact-check karne ki himmat mat karna.
5. Metro City Life 🚇
Q401. Bengaluru me sabse relatable emotion?
- ATraffic rage 🚗
- BRain flooding pain 🌧️
- CRent shock 💸
Vibe check: Silicon Valley of India, potholes edition.
Q402. Delhi winters me asli MVP?
- ARajai 🛌
- BMoongfali 🥜
- CGeezer wali bathroom 🚿
Vibe check: AC kholna toh crime hai.
Q403. Mumbai local me survival mantra?
- APushing is caring 🤝
- BDabbawala ki tarah timing 🎯
- CSecond class me hi mazaa 🚂
Vibe check: Comfort zone ka funeral bhi yahin hota hai.
Ye toh sirf appetizer tha 🍿
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